WHERE IN THE HELL IS LITTLE ORLEANS AND HOW DO YOU GET THERE??

According to Wikipedia:

Wikipedia
Little Orleans is an unincorporated community and census-designated place in Allegany County, Maryland, United States. As of the 2010 census it had a population of 42. Little Orleans is located on the Potomac River at the mouth of Fifteenmile Creek across from Orleans Cross Roads, West Virginia. Little Orleans was served by the Chesapeake & Ohio Canal, and by the Western Maryland Railway, both of which have been abandoned. "Bill's Place", a restaurant and store, is located adjacent to the canal. An annual event hosted by Ken Appel, "Apple's East Coast Motorcycle Rally" attracts thousands of visitors every August to this otherwise sleepy little town.
Little Orleans, Maryland
OUR VERSION:

Apple Mountain Team

Little Orleans is in Western Maryland. Far from the Rat Race in Spirit but not so far in miles! A 2 hour drive/ride from the center of Baltimore or Washington DC. 2 1/2 hours from Pittsburgh, Pa. 3 hours from Richmond Va.

Located in the Allegany Foothills. Don't let the word "foothills" fool you though, Little Orleans is in the mountains. Big beautiful mountains! ( don't want to ride off em' mountains) That's the best part about Little Orleans. The scenic roads, winding, climbing, descending and intersecting. They are all incredible riding and  all seem to lead to one place, APPLE MOUNTAIN home of the
APPLE'S " EAST COAST MOTORCYCLE RALLY "

Little Orleans has very little but a lot to offer!

Sitting right in the middle of nowhere can be a very good thing. Is there a main street? No. Is there a thousand hotels and restaurants right here? No. And forget about a white sandy beach! Hmmm, does this sound that great? Well let's look a little deeper at what else is missing from here that the "average" motorcycle rally probably has:

 BUMS, LOWLIFES AND GRIFTERS! AND THAT IS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE POLITICIANS AND CITY MANAGERS TRYING TO SQUEEZE AS MUCH OF YOUR MONEY OUTTA' YOU THEY CAN FOR SETTING FOOT IN THEIR TOWN. RAISING REVENUE BY TICKETING, PERMITTING AND HARASSING YOU! AND THEN IF YOU MAKE IT FROM YOUR BIKE TO ONE OF THE "BUSINESSES" THEY WILL BE INFLATING THIER PRICES ON YOU. THIS SEEMS TO BE A COMMON THEME AT SUCH EVENTS. AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING LEFT WHEN THEY FINISH WITH YA' THEN WATCH OUT FOR TRAFFIC OR FALLING VICTIM TO THE INEVITABLE STREET LEVEL CRIMINALS. THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE THINGS THAT USSUALLY AWAIT YOUR ARRIVAL.